Subject: Great New Business Ideas (Humor?)
Date: Tue, 7 May 1996 18:54:54 -0400 (EDT)

Some more demented thoughts from the brain of Roy Atkinson...
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1. Start a hip-hop group in a suburb of Albany, NY. Call your group "The
   Niskayunabombers."

2. Open a home improvement store, similar to HQ or Home Depot, but let 
   your customers sing along with popular songs while they shop. Call it
   "Cash-and-Karaoke."

3. Open a specialty barber shop in the Shop & Save Plaza. Call it "Stop &
   Shave." Train a parrot to tell people your business name and location.

4. Get a loom (with a view, if you like). Make fabrics with bizarre 
   patterns in cartoon colors. Sell your wares via Internet. Call it 
   "Wacky Weavers on the World Wide Web." Hire Jerry Mathers as 
   spokesperson. [I'm leaving the slogan up to you. :-)]

5. Open a coffee bar. Decorate it with maps and globes everywhere. 
   Call it "Pour 'n' 'ography." (Gee!)

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News story of the week. Former CIA chief disappears. 8 days later, his body
is found 200 yards from where his canoe was found on the day of his
disappearance. Foul play is not suspected. Ahem. <:-+

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Roy