Subject: Why the Web is better than TV...
Date: Thu, 9 May 1996 00:13:49 -0400 (EDT)

Roy sends me _all_sorts_ of stuff...
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Here are the top ten reasons the Web is better than TV:

10. On TV, there are only 53 channels with nothing worth watching. 
    The Web has *thousands.*

9.  On the Web, you're always master of the remote control.

8.  What would you rather do: configure a browser or program a VCR?

7.  "We will be right back after these important messages."

6.  The Web has no laugh track.

5.  Modem dial tones are less grating than the theme song to "Friends."

4.  Ever heard of the Jerry Lewis Webathon?

3.  On the Web, you miss nothing during a bathroom break.

2.  A mouse has fewer buttons to master than a remote.

1.  "Married...With Children."

Kate Finch
South East Consultant

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>From friend Rob Ingraham in Manhattan:

A joke: Satan appears to a lawyer and says: "I'll make you a partner
in your firm, but I want your eternal soul, your wife's and the souls
of all your children."  Lawyer thinks for a minute, looks up,
puzzled. "So what's the catch?"

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