Subject: Beatlemania! Date: Mon, 8 Jul 1996 22:50:49 -0400 >From the brain of Roy Atkinson... =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= What would you think if I hit the wrong key would you ask, "Fail, Abort or Retry?" Sometimes I think that you're asking of me more than just to hit an "n" or a "y" Oh, I got by with a little help from my DOS.... ********* Jo-jo was a man who bought himself a cloner - didn't go for IBM. Jo-jo's dealer told him, "You can't get a loaner." He's been off the Net since then. Get real! Get real! Go buy yourself a brand-name box! ******* Picture yourself at a desk in an office with your brand new PC just inches away. Suddenly someone is standing beside you and telling you, "You're getting Windows today!" Big error messages there on your screen telling you your error's fatal; sooner or later the techie comes back - you're in a position prenatal. (thump thump thump) Bill Gates at the bank with billions (3 times) Aaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaaaaa! ******** Back in the MS-DOS You don't know how lucky you was Back in the MS Back in the MS Back in the MS-DOS! ******* Just remember--- The Beatles' record company was Apple! Roy ROY ONLINE! is at A Magellan 4-Star site! Question Authority, but Raise Your Hand First. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ PackyHumor: some idiotic, inane or otherwise confusing mail that packy, for no discernable reason, chooses to inflict on his friends. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------