Subject: Young, Upwardly-Mobile Morons
Date: Wed, 31 Jul 1996 00:58:12 -0400

Culled from SmileyMail...
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A yuppie decided to park his BMW along a busy street near his stockbroker's
office.  When he opened the door to get out, however, another car came whipping
around a corner and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police
arrived at the scene, the yuppie was complaining bitterly about the damage 
to his precious BMW.

"Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeeemer!!!", he whined.

"You yuppies are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!", retorted the 
officer.  "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even 
notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"

"Oh my gaaawd...," replied the yuppie, finally noticing the bloody left 
shoulder where his arm once was, "Where's my Rolex?!!!!!"

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