Subject: And in THIS corner...
Date: Thu, 22 Aug 1996 00:39:37 -0400

Well, it's not often that I send out a URL for people to check out, but 
this one is just plain cool.  Its "World Wide Web Fights" and can be
found at "http://www.cheme.cornell.edu/~slevine".  They've put together
historic grudge matches such as "Bart vs. Calvin" (they even used the
commentary I submitted in the final results), but this fight's a doozy
(thanks to Delos for bringing it to my attention)  Some might say that 
the small guy in this David vs. Goliath battle doesn't have a chance, 
but I don't agree...

Aw, heck, I'll thet them explain...
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                       World Wide Web Fights presents
                                      
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   The admiral has hastily directed his men to apprehend the vigilante
   wreaking havoc upon his brand new battlestation. "We must capture this
   renegade before he causes any more trouble on the Death Star. Our
   first target, Earth, will be in range in 24 hours. He must be stopped
   by then. If we fail, the Emperor will come here and punish us
   personally."
   
   Behind them they hear a set of blast doors open. The admiral and his
   legion of storm troopers turn and see a horrifying sight. There sits
   Darth Vader, slumped over dead in a chair. He is wearing a Santa hat,
   and something is written in blood on Darth Vader's black cape. As they
   unfurl it, the admiral reads the message:
   
   "Ho Ho Ho. Now I have a light saber!"
   
   So, with Darth Vader out of the picture, and the Emperor "far, far
   away" (thus no Force to speak of), can John McClane stop the Death
   Star before it reaches Earth?
   
                                John McClane
                         (Bruce Willis in "Die Hard")
                                      
                                    vs.
                                      
                                 Death Star
                                      
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             (go to http://www.cheme.cornell.edu/~slevine, read 
                      the commentary and cast your vote)

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