Subject: The LAST of the "Married" jokes...
Date: Tue, 3 Sep 1996 07:59:40 -0400

PackyHumor is pleased to welcome one of it's newest subscribers,
Lenore Pellegrino, to it's army of contributors...
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Back in 1970, when morals were closer to home than now, this was told...

Newlyweds were traveling up to Lake George for a honeymoon from 
New York City, when all of a sudden the husband puts his hand a his 
wife's knee. She turned to him and said, "Honey, now that were married, 
you can go further than that..."  

He drove to Canada!!!

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Funny joke, ay?