Subject: Doctor, Doctor
Date: Thu, 12 Sep 1996 07:15:34 -0400

Many, many thanks to my friend Dan Bentz who's enduring the cold whilst
he gets his MS in Physics at Arizona U....
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I got this email from a fellow grad in the dept.  

It looked cool so I wanted to share 

What "PhD" Really Stands for

     * P h D
     * Patiently hoping for a Degree
     * Piled higher and Deeper (after BS = Bullsh..., MS = More of the
       Same...)
     * Professorship? hah! Dream on!
     * Please hire. Desperate. (Nashua, NH, Telegraph, via YSN.)
     * Physiologically Deficient (Paul Lum, lum@hplmg1.hpl.hp.com via YSN.)
     * Pour him (or her) a Drink
     * Philosophically Disturbed
     * Probably headed for Divorce
     * Pathetically hopeless Dweeb
     * Probably heavily in Debt
     * Parents have Doubts
     * Professors had Doubts
     * Pheromone Deprived
     * Probably hard to Describe
     * Patiently headed Downhill...
     * Permanent head Damage (Wenjia Fang, wfang@cs.princeton.edu)
     * Pulsating heaving Disaster?
     * Pretty homely Dork
     * Potential heavy Drinker (Calvin Klatt, calvin@sgl.ists.ca)
     * Professional hamburger Dispenser... "Would you like fries with that?"
       (Calvin Klatt, calvin@sgl.ists.ca)
     * A collection from Roger Maynard
          o Post hole Digger
          o Professional hair Dresser
          o Progressive heart Doctor
          o Professional humidity Detector
          o Piano hauling Done
          o Pro at hurling Darts
          o Professional hugger of Dames
          o Private house Detective
     * Pizza hut Driver (friend of jbanas@unm.edu)
     * Pretty heavily Depressed
     * Prozac handouts Desired (Marina Zabelshansky)
     * Pretty heavy Diploma (DeVerne Jones)
     * An entertaining compilation (edited slightly) from Roopa Rajah
          o Pathetic homeless Dreamer
          o Please hold Dangerous
          o Permanently held Dear
          o Proudly half Dead
          o Promised hell Down-the-road
          o Precisely helping Deadheads
          o Processed here, Dammit
          o Probably heavenly Death
     * Phinally done !!




	Maybe in the distant furture, these jokes will have a 
        "been there, done that" bit of humor.

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