Date: Mon, 16 Sep 1996 09:07:04 -0400
Subject: And The Lord spake unto Moses...

A reading from the book of the Prophet Sharon Zohar:
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  "I have good news and bad news," said God.

  "Give me the good news first," said Moses.

  "I'm going to part the Red Sea so you and your people can walk 
  right through it and escape from Egypt," intoned God.  "Then, when the 
  Egyptian soldiers come after you, I'm going to send the water rushing 
  back and drown them all."

  "Great," said Moses.  "What's the bad news?"

  "You have to write the environmental-impact statement."


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