Date: Mon, 23 Sep 1996 20:05:47 -0400
Subject: Where am I?

My mom sent me a really mangled version of this joke, and since I can't
remember sending it out recently, I cleaned it up and passed it on.

Editor's note: TL, don't kill me.
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Two guys are flying above Washington State in a small airplane looking for
SEATAC airport in Seattle.  Unfortunately, the plane is starting to run out
of gas and the fog is so thick that they can't find the airport.

Finally, just as the plane has two minutes of fuel left, a buidling looms up
out of the fog.  Through the gloom they see a light shining out of one of
the office windows, revealing a solitary man working on a computer.  The 
pilot slides his window open, flies by the office and knocks on the glass.
He loops around the building and back to the office, where the man has 
opened the window, and yells, "Where am I?!?!"

On his next circuit around the building, the man in the office yells back.
"You're in an airplane!!!"

The pilot does some quick mental calculations, sharply banks the plane, and
flies toward his right.  One minute later, just as the gas is running out,
the pilot glides the plane onto the runway at SEATAC.

After they were on the ground, the co-pilot asked the pilot how the man's
response had helped him find the airport.  "Well," the pilot said, "his
answer was completely correct, but at the same time, it was absolutely
useless.  Therefore, I knew we were flying over the Microsoft campus..."

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