Subject: Ratings System
Date: Tue, 24 Sep 1996 20:24:45 -0400

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Instead of the current designations for movies (G, PG, PG-13 R & NC17)..
Lets use these instead:

BP-160: rating for movie starring Julia Roberts - Unsuitable for men
with high blood pressure.

V: the film contains enough disgusting violence to induce vomiting.

S: this rating warns that Martin Sheen or one of his sons is in the film.

MSH: not quite R, but More Sex than at Home.

NG: means this film is no good.

NACL: Contains salty language.

MIT: means the movie has strong nerd content.

COD: is the Chill Out Dad rating. It signifies that teens probably believe
they can handle this movie although most dads wouldn't even take their
wives to it.

SAT-450: this is a Sylvester Stallone film.

NA: is for No Adults.  This rating applies to movies with any combination
of skateboarding, ninjas, bicycle messangers and Kiefer Sutherland.

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Thanks to Rhonda Dykes who still gets proofed for "R" movies.
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