Subject: MS Soldier for Windows
Date: Wed, 16 Oct 1996 01:20:41 -0400

Contributed by Chris Connell...
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One of Microsoft's finest techs was drafted and sent to boot camp.  At
the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets. He
fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area
that all attempts had completely missed the target.

The Microsoft tech looked at his rifle and then at the target again. He
looked at the rifle again, and then at the target again. He put his
finger over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the trigger with his 
other hand. The end of his finger was blown off, whereupon he yelled
toward the target area: "It's leaving here just fine. The trouble must be at
your end!"

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