Subject: Election Propaganda
Date: Fri, 25 Oct 1996 12:49:55 -0400

I think I'm gonna start calling this list SharonHumor...
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This is some campaign literature a friend of mine received at the 
metro the other day.  I'm  not sure who was handing it out - 
it seemed like both camps were passing out the same thing.
     
I thought I'd send it to everybody so you could see the party 
stances on all the major issues.  Should really help make 
those hard choices on election day.
     
It all really just boils down to this:
     
    ISSUE     |       DEMOCRATS       |      REPUBLICANS
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 criminals    | Give them a second    | Give them the swift
              | chance                | sword of death
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 the poor     | Give them some food   | Give them the swift
              |                       | sword of death
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 endangered   | Give them protection  | Give them the swift
 species                              | sword of death 
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 dictators    | Give them a way out   | Give them the swift
              |                       | sword of death
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 the          | Give them some        | Given them the swift 
 uninsured    | health care           | sword of death 
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 the cost     | $9,000,000,000,       | $29.95
              |    000,000,000        | (cost of one sword)