Subject: Shameless Lawyer Joke...
Date: Mon, 16 Dec 1996 18:22:28 -0500

This was passwed on by PackyHumor's Mid-Hudson reporter, Delos.

Sincerest apologies go to Marcy, who's studying to be a lawyer.  
You're the exception, Marcy....
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From: tomkanpa@aol.com
Newsgroups: rec.humor


Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.

The first one said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on.
Everything inside is numbered."

"I think librarians are the easiest," said the second surgeon.  "When you
open them up all their organs are alphabetically ordered."

The third surgeon said, "I prefer to operate on electricians. All their
organs are color coded."

The fourth one said, "I like to operate on lawyers. They're heartless,
spineless, gutless, and their head and ass are interchangeable."

tom kan pa


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