Subject: Winter Webland Date: Mon, 16 Dec 1996 18:33:02 -0500 Knit two, perl one... much thanks to PackyHumor's newest contributor, Maryhope Tobin, who got this from a knitting list... Knit two, perl one... =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Date: Sun, 15 Dec 1996 18:14:27 -0600 From: Elizabeth Amy Miller To: Multiple recipients of list Subject: Knit: A carol for all of us. Dearest Knit friends, This carol isn't at all KNIT but it sure is LIST Happily Addicted to the Web Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland" Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin', From my mouth, drool is glist'nin', I'm happy--although My boss let me go-- Happily addicted to the Web. All night long, I sit clicking, Unaware time is ticking, There's beard on my cheek, Same clothes for a week, Happily addicted to the Web. Friends come by, they shake me, Saying, "Yo, man! Don't you know tonight's the senior prom?" With a listless shrug, I mutter, "No, man; I just discovered letterman-dot-com!" I don't phone, don't send faxes, Don't go out, don't pay taxes, Who cares if someday They drag me away? I'm happily addicted to the Web! Happy december holidays to all who celebrate them and to the rest... I hope you enjoy your day off! -- Elizabeth Amy Miller http://www.users.interport.net/~eliz ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ PackyHumor: some idiotic, inane or otherwise confusing mail that packy, for no discernable reason, chooses to inflict on his friends. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ What kind of name is 'Packy'? Visit 'www.dardan.com/packynet' to find out!