Subject: Vocal Puzzles - Answers<br>
Date: Wed, Jan  5 2000 00:00:02 EST<p>
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 Vocal Puzzles : Answers
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 Solve the puzzles by saying them out loud, over and over, faster
 and faster, repeating the phrase, until you "hear" the answer.
 
 1.  SHOCK CUSSED TOE  (~a person~)

     Jacques Cousteau

 2.  SAND TACKLE LAWS  (~a fictional character~)

     Santa Claus

 3.  MY GULCH HOARD UN  (~a person~)

     Michael Jordan

 4.  MOW BEAD HICK  (~a book~)

     Moby Dick

 5.  TALL MISCHIEF HER SUN  (~a person~)

     Thomas Jefferson

 6.  CHICK HE TUB AN AN US  (~a product~)

     Chiquita Banana

 7.  THOUGH TIGHT AN HICK  (~a thing~)

     The Titanic

 8.  AISLE OH VIEW  (~a phrase~)

     I love you

 9.  TUB RAID HEAP HUNCH  (~a old TV show~)

     The Brady Bunch

 10. CARESS TROUGHER CLUMP US  (~a person~)

     Christopher Columbus

 11. DOCKED HEARSE WHOSE  (~a person~)

     Doctor Seuss

 12. THUMB ILL KEY WAKE OWL LICKS HE  (~a place~)

     The Milky Way Galaxy

 13. AGE ANT HUB BLOWS HEAVEN  (~a fictional character~)

     Agent 007

 14. THESE HOUND DOVE MOO SICK  (~a movie~)

     The Sound of Music

 15. BUCK SPUN HE (~a fictional character~)
 
     Bugs Bunny
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