Subject: Idiot on a diet...
Date: Wed, Jan 12 2000 00:00:01 EST

Idiot on a diet... 

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Idiot on a Diet

An idiot was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."

When the man returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"

The man nodded. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?"

"No, from skipping." 

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