Subject: At The Construction Site
Date: Thu, Jan 13 2000 00:00:02 EST

At The Construction Site 

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At The Construction Site

A couple of idiots in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the idiots walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."

The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?" The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck.

He returned a minute later and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by- fours." "Alright. How long do you need them?" The customer paused for a minute and said, "Uh... I'd better go check."

After awhile, the idiot returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house. 

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