Subject: Idiot Roadside Assistance
Date: Sat, Jan 15 2000 00:00:03 EST

Idiot Roadside Assistance Lenore finishes off the week with this beauty.


An idiot's car breaks down on the Interstate one day, so he eases it over onto the shoulder of the road.

He carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Immediately two men in trench coats jump out of the trunk and walk to the rear of the vehicle, where they stand facing oncoming traffic. They begin opening their coats and exposing themselves to approaching drivers.

Not surprisingly, one of the worst pileups in history of this highway occurs and it's not very long before a police car shows up. The cop, clearly enraged, runs toward the idiot who was driving the disabled vehicle and yells, "What the hell is going on here?"

"My car broke down," says the idiot, calmly.

"Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?!" asks the cop.

"Those are my emergency flashers!" he replied.