Subject: Siblings
Date: Sun, Feb 20 2000 00:00:02 EST

Siblings Good Clean Funnies List.

A Sunday School teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six-year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor thy father and they mother," she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"

Without missing a beat, one boy (the oldest of a family of seven) answered, "Thou shalt not kill."

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At the day-care center where I work, some of the children were telling me about their siblings. "My brother takes horseback-riding lessons," bragged one. "My sister takes gymnastics," said another.

Not to be outdone, the youngest piped up, "My sister takes antibiotics!"

Received from Keith Sullivan.

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