"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this."
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight
cats to
pull a sled through snow."
"One cat just leads to another." --Ernest
Hemingway
"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a
message and get
back to you later."
"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are
subject to
a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who
suffered
from insomnia."
"People who hate cats, will come back as mice in
their next
life."
"Cats aren't clean, they're covered with cat
spit."