Subject: Banking and Investing
Date: Thu, Feb 24 2000 00:00:02 EST
Banking and Investing
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Banking and Investing
This one older lady, not quite up on the ins and outs of banks,
was surprised to receive a notice demanding payment on her loan.
She called the loan officer and said, "I can't return your money.
I'm not finished with it yet."*
Explaining their policy on not cashing checks for people who
don't have accounts with their bank, the teller said, "Why if
he didn't have an account here, I wouldn't cash a check for my
own brother." The irate customer replied, "Well... you know your
family a lot better than I."*
While the US stock market is at an all time high, the ups and
downs frighten a lot of small investors like me. I went to my
financial advisor at the bank and ask if he were worried.
He replied that he slept like a baby. I was amazed and asked,
"Really? Even with all the fluctuations?"
He said, "Yes. I sleep for a couple of hours, then wake up
and cry for a couple of hours."
The Famous Joke of the Day One Liner!
Accomplishing the impossible only means the boss will add it to your regular duties.