Subject: Prehistoric Tech Support
Date: Fri, Feb 25 2000 00:00:02 EST
Prehistoric Tech Support
Roy Atkinson does tech support for a living now, so he decided to do some research and find out if any of his ancestors did anything similar. Little did he know he would find this...
Prehistoric Tech Support
The tech support problem dates back to long before the industrial
revolution, when primitive tribesmen beat out a rhythm on drums to
communicate:
This fire help. Me Groog
Me Lorto. Help. Fire not work.
You have flint and stone?
Ugh
You hit them together?
Ugh
What happen?
Fire not work
(sigh) Make spark?
No spark, no fire, me confused. Fire work yesterday.
*sigh* You change rock?
I change nothing
You sure?
Me make one change. Stone hot so me soak in stream so stone not burn
Lorto hand. Small change, shouldn't keep Lorto from make fire.
*Grabs club and goes to Lorto's cave*