Subject: Valentines for Ex's
Date: Sat, Feb 26 2000 00:00:01 EST
Valentines for Ex's
Doc Rifenburgh's friend Mary Longacre found this one. I'm dedicating it to
one of my friends... and the father of her children.
A woman went to the mall last week to buy Valentines' cards for her daughter
and mother. The 50 feet of displays for hundreds of cards astounded her.
She muttered out loud, "I wonder if they have anything for ex-husbands."
The clerk behind the counter said, "Oh, yes, they do have an 'ex' category,
but they're in Sporting Goods."
"Really?"
"Yes ma'am. They're called darts."