| 10. | God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions. |
| 9. | God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote. |
| 8. | God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him. |
| 7. | God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist, or haircut appointment for himself. |
| 6. | God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage on the curb. |
| 5. | God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing. |
| 4. | As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his tools. |
| 3. | Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden. |
| 2. | As the Bible says, It is not good for man to be alone! |
| And the #1 reason why God created Eve... | |
| 1. | When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head, and said, "I can do better than that!" |
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