Subject: Packy's Top Ten Best Things to do With Your Lips
Date: Fri, Mar 17 2000 00:00:03 EST

Matt Ackerson writes:
> > Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
>
> All, right mister smarty pants, I want to know what the clean answer
> is to "What's the first best thing you can do with your lips?"! :)

Packy's Top Ten Best Things to do With Your Lips

10. Eat Chocolate
9. Sing
8. Bronx Cheer the Red Sox
7. Make popping noises
6. Blow kisses to a friend
5. Sip a fine wine
4. Whistle
3. Kiss babies
2. Smile
and the first best thing you can do with your lips...
1. Kiss your parents
There. That passes the mom filter. Unless, of course, my mother doesn't _want_ me to kiss her...