More archive cleaning. Nan quick sent these back in 1997...

• Greetings, you have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are and what you want, so at the sound of the tone, please hang up.
• Hello. I'm home right now but cannot find the phone. Please leave a message and I will call you back as soon as I find it.
• Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
• You have reached 555-1243. This is an answering machine. This is the nineties. You know what to do.
• You have reached the number you have dialled. Please leave a message after the beep.
• Thanks for calling Dial-A-Shrink. I can't come to the phone right now, so after the tone, please leave your name and number, then talk briefly about your childhood and tell me what comes to mind when you hear the following words: orange...mother...unicorn. I'll get back to you with my diagnosis as soon as possible.