We've got a new source for humor: the "Good Clean Fun" list. (sorry this is late--the list software choked on something that was in the message and I was out of town. I'll watch for this kind of thing in the future... -packy)
Father Jack placed his fingers on the lock's dial and raised his eyes heavenward for a moment. Then he confidently spun the dial and opened the lock. Seeing how impressed I was with this demonstration of faith, he smiled and confided, "The numbers are written on the ceiling."
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