Subject: Help! We need a doctor!
Date: Wed, Apr 5 2000 00:00:02 EDT
Bob Brunner was walking down the street the other day...
It was a stiflingly hot day and a man fainted in the middle of a busy
intersection. Traffic quickly piled up in all directions while a woman
rushed to help him. When she knelt down to loosen his collar, a man emerged from the crowd and gently moved her aside.
The woman stood up and watched as he took the ill man's pulse and prepared
to administer artificial respiration. At this point she tapped him on the
shoulder and said, "When you get to the part about calling a doctor, I'm
already here."