Subject: Congratulations!
Date: Fri, Apr 7 2000 00:00:02 EDT
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My father, an Army major, was conducting a field test when
communications went dead. Immediately, he jumped into a jeep and
ordered a sergeant to speed to the command station.
When my father and the sergeant ran in, the group cheered their
arrival. The commanding officer then stepped forward and shook my
father's hand.
"Don't congratulate me, sir," my father said modestly as he pointed to
his driver. "It was all the sergeant's doing."
The commanding officer nodded and turned to the sergeant.
"Congratulations," he said. "The major's wife just had a baby girl."
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