Subject: Let Sleeping Dogs Lie
Date: Mon, Apr 17 2000 00:00:02 EDT
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Let Sleeping Dogs Lie
One afternoon, I was in the backyard hanging the laundry when
an old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell
from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home. But when
I walked into the house, he followed me, sauntered down the hall
and fell asleep in a corner. An hour later, he went to the door,
and I let him out. The next day he was back. He resumed his
position in the hallway and slept for an hour. This continued for
several weeks. Curious, I pinned a note to his collar:
"Every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap."
The next day he arrived with a different note pinned to his collar:
"He lives in a home with ten children - he's trying to catch up on his
sleep."
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