On April 11, I sent out a list of "One Liners" sent out via SmileyMail back in 1998. Since then, I've gotten an angry email informing me that the material belonged to comedian Stephen Wright. Apologies to anyone who was offended by the lack o attribution.

At a large college there was a football player that was extremely stupid. He sat beside a boy in class that was really smart and the teacher knew that he was cheating, but he just couldn't catch him (so I guess he was not TOO stupid).

One day she was grading a test and she noticed that the smart boy had written "I don't know the answer" on number 10.

So she looked at the jock's paper and smiled. He had finally given himself away. His answer looked like this:

10. me neither

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