HumorTrail: rec.humor.funny => John S. Jacob => Christopher Nelson => Jeff Victor => us!
Do you live all by yourself?
Do you live with someone else?
Do you own the place where this was sent?
Or just a poor slob paying rent?
How old are you on April 1st?
Just when is your date of birth?
Are you a boy or girl right now?
Would your doctor write that down?
Are you Vietnamese or Korean?
Chinese? Cuban? Puerto Rican?
Japanese or Filipino?
Two-thirds white or half Latino?
Samoan aunt? Hawaiian dad?
An uncle who's from Trinidad?
African or black? Which is it?
Indo-Euro Asian midget?
Answer all and send it out,
so we can get a proper count.
Results arrive 2010,
the date we do it all again!
[Note - forwarded unattributed - ed.]
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