Subject: Scrambled Radio
Date: Tue, May 23 2000 00:00:02 EDT

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Scrambled Radio

A June bride asked her husband to copy the radio menu one morning. The husband did his best, but got two stations at once. Once was broadcasting morning exercises and the other the recipes. This is what he got.

"Hands on hips, place one cup of flour on shoulders, raise knees, depress toes and wash roughly in one-half cup of milk. In four counts raise and lower legs and wash two hard boiled eggs in a sieve. Repeat six times. Inhale one-half teaspoon of baking powder, one cup of flour, then breath naturally. Exhale and sift. Attention - jump to a position and bend whites of eggs backwards and forwards. Arms forward, overhead, raise the cooked egg in flour and in four counts make stiff dough. Lie flat in flour and roll into marbles, size of walnuts. Hop to straddle in boiling water, but do not boil at a gallop. After ten minutes, remove and wipe with a dry towel. Breath deeply. Dress in warm flannels and serve with fish soup.

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Submitted by J Ewbank

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