I was at my beloved's college reunion this weekend, and I noticed a list of anagrams posted on one of the faculty members' door. Some I'd seen before, but others just amazed me. I had to get dragged away from it...
Well, imagine my surprise when the very same list popped out of the archive and slapped me in the face. *grin* Thanks to Marc Stress of SmileyMail for sending me this back in June of 1998.
Evangelist = Evil's Agent
Desperation = A Rope Ends It
The Morse Code = Here Come Dots
Slot Machines = Cash Lost in 'em
Animosity = Is No Amity
Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler
Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z's
Alec Guinness = Genuine Class
Semolina = Is No Meal
The Public Art Galleries = Large Picture Halls
I Bet A Decimal Point = I'm a Dot in Place
The Earthquakes = That Queer Shake
Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one
Contradiction = Accord not in it
This one's amazing:
[From Hamlet by Shakespeare]
To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.
In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.US Politics:
George Herbert Walker Bush = Huge Berserk Rebel Warthog
George Bush = He bugs Gore
Ronald Wilson Reagan = A long-insane Warlord (or Insane Anglo Warlord)
Ronald Reagan = A darn long era
Leroy Newton Gingrich = Yon Right-winger Clone
Margaret Thatcher = That great charmer
"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." --Neil A. Armstrong
A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!--