Subject: Proud Papa
Date: Sun, Jun 18 2000 00:00:02 EDT

Happy Father's Day to all the luck fathers out there, especially my own father. I love you, Dad. Thanks for everything you've done for me.

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Proud Papa

One night a wife found her husband standing over their newborn baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement,enchantment, skepticism.

Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it aroused, with eyes glistening she slipped her arms around her husband.

"A penny for your thoughts," she whispered in his ear.

"It's amazing!" he replied. "I just can't see how anybody can make a crib like that for only $46.50!"

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