Subject: Unmanned!
Date: Tue, Jun 20 2000 00:00:02 EDT

Bob Brunner overheard this in his doctor's office.

A man had a terrible accident. His "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. The doctor reassured him that modern medicine made it possible for his "manhood" to be rebuilt but insurance didn't cover the expense. It was considered cosmetic.

He had three choices - small for $3,500; medium for $6,500 and large for $14,000.

The man was sure he'd want a medium or large. The doctor suggested that he discuss it with his wife privately before a final decision was made.

The doctor left the room and while he was gone the man called his wife and told her their options.

The doctor returned and found the man looking very sad. "Did you make a decision?" the doctor asked. "Yes," said the man. "My wife would rather remodel the kitchen!"