Subject: Tie Required
Date: Sat, Jul 1 2000 00:00:02 EDT
Sharon Zohar sent this one, and I know I;ve heard it before, but it wasn't in the archives. Enjoy!
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collar and
is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission.
So the guy goes out to his car and looks around for a necktie and discovers
that he just doesn't have one. Just then, he sees a set of jumper cables in
his trunk. In desperation he ties these around his neck, manages to fashion
a fairly acceptable looking knot and lets the ends dangle free.
He goes back to the restaurant and the bouncer carefully looks him over for
a few minutes and then says, "Well, OK, I guess you can come in - just don't
start anything."