Subject: Taking the Train
Date: Wed, Jul 5 2000 00:00:02 EDT
Borrowed from the Good Clean Fun list and dedicated to Karen.
Taking the Train
A large two-engine train was crossing the country. After they had gone some
distance, one of the engines broke down. "No problem," the engineer thought
and carried on at half power.
Farther on down the line, the other engine broke down and the train came to
a standstill. The engineer decided he should inform the passengers about why
the train had stopped, and made the following announcement:
"Ladies and gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad
news. The bad news is that both engines have failed, and we will be stuck
here for some time. The good news is that you decided to take the train and
not fly."
Emailed to be from another humor list (GAg-O-Matic) -Tom
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