Subject: Clueless Passenger
Date: Fri, Jul 14 2000 00:00:03 EDT

Clueless Passenger

As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the co-pilot was providing his passengers with a running commentary about landmarks over the PA system.

"Coming up on the right, you can see the Meteor Crater, which is a major tourist attraction in northern Arizona. It was formed when a lump of nickel and iron, roughly 150 feet in diameter and weighing 300,000 tons, struck the earth at about 40,000 miles an hour, scattering white-hot debris for miles in every direction. The hole measures nearly a mile across and is 570 feet deep."

In the cabin, a passenger was heard to exclaim, "Wow! It just missed the highway!"

Received from Joe.

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