Rosanne Rose was cleaning her files and found this.
Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket.
The office symbol on your badge is applied with tape.
You get really excited about a 2% pay raise.
Your biggest loss from a system crash is that you lose your best jokes.
Your supervisor doesn't have the ability to do your job.
You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet.
Fun is when issues are assigned to someone else.
Communication is something your group is having problems with.
You see a good looking person and know it is a visitor.
Free food left over from meetings is your main staple.
You're already late on the assignment you just got.
You work 200 hours for the $100 performance check and jubilantly say, "Oh wow, thanks!"
Your relatives and family describe your job as "works with computers".
Change is the norm.
You can name more people that used to work with you than people who do.
You read this entire list and understood it.