Subject: In the Beginning...
Date: Mon, Jul 24 2000 00:00:01 EDT

Christina Pizarro was told by her dogs not to send this one, but she sent it anyway...

THE STORY OF CREATION
(as told by The Cat)

On the First Day of Creation, God created The Cat.

On the Second Day, God created woman to serve The Cat.

On the Third Day, God created all the animals of the Earth to serve as potential food and/or amusement for The Cat.

On the Fourth Day, God created honest toil so that woman could labor for the good of The Cat.

On the Fifth Day, God created the Sparkle Ball so that The Cat might or might not play with it.

On the Sixth Day, God created veterinary science to keep The Cat healthy and the woman broke.

On the Seventh Day, God tried to rest, but He had to scoop out The Litterbox.