The Internet Oracle.
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Selected-By: Christophe <xof@chanticleer.com>
The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was:
Oracle most wise, tell me....
What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?And in response, thus spake the Oracle:
DMV Clerk: Next!
DMV Applicant: Yes, I would like to renew my license.
DMV Clerk: Application?
DMV Applicant: Right here.
DMV Clerk: You left the "Hair" box blank.
DMV Applicant: That's because my head is blank.
DMV Clerk: Excuse me?
DMV Applicant: Well you can see that I'm bald, can't you?
DMV Clerk: Let's not get rude sir. What color is your hair?
DMV Applicant: Let's see... um... I don't know BECAUSE I'M BALD!
DMV Clerk: Calm down sir. I can see you're bald. What color was your hair BEFORE you went bald.
DMV Applicant: Green.
DMV Clerk: Green?
DMV Applicant: Yes. Green. I went through a punk phase.
DMV Clerk: *sigh* Ok, what color was it before it was green?
DMV Applicant: Blue.
DMV Clerk: Blue?
DMV Applicant: Blue, yes. Same phase.
DMV Clerk: Before THAT?
DMV Applicant: Pink. Anime phase.
DMV Clerk: And before that?!
DMV Applicant: Black.
DMV Clerk: You're sure now?
DMV Applicant: Oh yes, quite sure. Definitely black.
DMV Clerk: Fine, I'll just mark down "black" here in...
DMV Applicant: But that's because I dyed it and jerry-curled it.
DMV Clerk: What?!
DMV Applicant: Well, it was the 80's. Everyone wanted to be Michael Jackson.
DMV Clerk: Let's try this again. What color was your hair in your high school yearbook photo?
DMV Applicant: What year?
DMV Clerk: AARG! What color was your hair when you were born?
DMV Applicant: I didn't have hair when I was born.
DMV Clerk: On your first birthday?
DMV Applicant: Oh, right then. Brown.
DMV Clerk: Your natural hair color is brown?
DMV Applicant: No, it was brown because...
DMV Clerk: Nevermind. I don't want to know. What is your natural hair color?
DMV Applicant: Um... you know, I've plum forgotten.
DMV Clerk: We'll just put "bald" down then, shall we?
DMV Applicant: Very Good.
You owe the Oracle a "Yes, please" option under "sex."