Subject: Brain Teaser, Kids and Parents
Date: Wed, Aug 16 2000 00:00:02 EDT

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Brain Teaser

You have 9 gold coins. One of the coins is counterfeit and filled with a lighter-than-gold substance.

To solve this problem, you must use a balance.

You can use it only twice though. How will you find the counterfeit coin?

Think about it, don't cheat!

(answer tomorrow)

Cute Kids

Heather, 3, loves catching and studying bugs. Her latest catch was a caterpillar, and since she was very knowledgeable about them, she quizzed her mother.

"Mom," she said, "do you know what this changes into?"

"A beautiful butterfly," her mother responded.

"Yeah," she said, "but first it becomes a raccoon!"

New Dad

One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out to do some errands. The proud papa stayed home to watch his wonderful new son. Soon after the mother left, the baby started to cry.

The father did everything he could think of, but the baby just wouldn't stop crying. Finally, the dad got so worried he decided to take the infant to the doctor. After the doctor listened to all the father had done to get the baby to stop crying, the doctor began to examine the baby's ears, chest and then down to the diaper area. When he opened the diaper, he found was indeed full.

"Here's the problem," the Dr. said. "He just needs to be changed."

The father is very perplexed, "but the diaper package specifically stated it is good for up to 10 lbs!"

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