Subject: The Jerk
Date: Mon, Aug 21 2000 00:00:02 EDT

Bob Brunner knows a lot of jerks...

One afternoon, this guy was driving down a highway to visit a nearby lake and relax. On his way to the lake, he saw a guy dressed from head to toe in red standing on the side of the highway gesturing for him to stop.

The driver rolled down the window and asked, "How can I help you?"

"I am the red jerk of the highway. You got something to eat?"

With a smile in his face, the driver handed a sandwich to the guy in red and drove away. Not five minutes later, he came across another guy. This guy was dressed fully in yellow, standing on the side and waving for him to stop.

A bit irritated, our guy stopped, cranked down the window, and asked, "What can I do for you?"

"I am the yellow jerk of the highway. You got something to drink?"

Hardly managing to smile this time, he handed the guy a can of Coke, stomped on the pedal and took off again. In order to make it to the lakeside before sunset, he decided that he needed to go faster and not stop no matter what.

To his infinite frustration, he saw another guy on the side of the road, this one dressed in blue and signaling for him to stop. Reluctantly, our driver decided to stop one last time. He rolled down his window, and yelled, "Let me guess. You're the blue jerk of the hghway, and just what the heck do you wanna have?"

"Driver's license and registration, please."