Subject: Love & Heaven
Date: Wed, Sep 13 2000 00:00:02 EDT
Joke of the Day
"For The Love Of..."
We had made some changes in our lives. My husband had lost 50
pounds and after eight years of being a housewife, I had taken
a job in a restaurant. When I returned home after my first day
at work, I gave my husband a big hug. He seemed to cling to me
longer than usual. "Did you really miss me that much today,
dear?" I asked.
"No," came the reply. "But you smell so much
like pancakes that I hate to let you go."
At The Gates Of Heaven
St Peter becomes aware of a man standing outside the Gates of
Heaven, pacing up and down. "Excuse me, can I help you?" he
asks. "No, it's alright. Won't be long." And he distractedly
looks at his watch, shrugs and paces on.
St. Peter gives it
another 5 minutes and asks again. The man stops and says, "Look,
you know I'm dead. I know I'm dead. Will someone please tell the
cardiac arrest team?"
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