Subject: The Mail Must Go Through!
Date: Mon, Sep 18 2000 00:00:02 EDT
Joke of the Day
Post Office Humor
There haven't been too many famous quotes associated with the
post office. The most famous is the one chiseled in stone above
the entrance to the main post office in New York City: "Neither
snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers
from the swift completion of their appointed rounds."
Most people don't realize that the quote is 2,000 years old. It
comes from the Greek writer Herodotus, who mailed it in, intending
it for the entrance of the post office in ancient Athens. But you
know how the mail is . . .
I Need A Raise
"I have to have a raise," the man said to his boss. "There
are three other companies after me."
"Is that so?" asked the manager. "What other companies are
after you?"
"The electric company, the telephone company, and the gas
company."
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