Christina Pizarro's been pondering the male species lately...

1. Why do men like smart women?
   Opposites attract.
2. - How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
   We cook -- they eat; we clean -- they dirty; we iron -- they wrinkle.
3. - How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?
   Make him wear shoes.
4. - What did God say after creating man?
   I can do so much better.
5. - What's the smartest thing a man can say?
   "My wife says..."
6. - Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?
   So men can understand them.
7. - Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
   To stop the snoring before it starts.
8. - Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
   Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
9. - Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
   Because none of them will stop to ask for directions.
10. - Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
    When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.