Subject: 25th Anniversary
Date: Sun, Oct 1 2000 00:00:02 EDT
Our Anniversary
On our 25th anniversary, my husband took me out to dinner.
Our teenage daughters said they'd have dessert waiting for
us when we returned. After we got home, we saw that the
dining room table was beautifully set with china, crystal and
candles, and there was a note that read: "Your dessert is in
the refrigerator. We are staying with friends, so go ahead
and do something we wouldn't do!"
"I suppose," my husband responded, "we could vacuum."
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