Subject: Nine ways NOT to start your police report
Date: Fri, Oct 6 2000 00:00:02 EDT
Nine ways NOT to start your police report
(From American Police Beat, a magazine for cops)
- - It was the best of times, it was the worst of times ...
- - The names contained in this report have been changed to protect
the innocent ...
- - The mayor then made an illegal left hand turn onto Mulraney at
which point I opened fire ...
- - Before I get into the details, I've got a few "shout-outs" for my
homeys in the command staff ...
- - It was so dark and wet that night you could almost eat the mist.
The radio call penetrated the eerie silence with such piercing
intensity that for a moment, I was sure I'd lost my mind ...
- - Got call. Responded. Arrested bad guy. The end.
- - Mye pertnar an eye wher on petrol wen we seen a man act
suspishushly...
- - The suspect then tried to assualt me by repeatedly slamming his
face into my fist ...
- - A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away ...
Received from Mike Sutherlin.
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