Subject: Miscellaneous Jokes
Date: Tue, Oct 10 2000 00:16:25 EDT
National Farm Animals Awareness Week
Did you know that in the United States the third week in
September is National Farm Animals Awareness Week? To tell
you the truth, "awareness" is quite an exaggeration. A recent
Gallup Poll of barnyard fowl showed that only three chickens
in ten could name the Vice President of the United States.
I don't call that awareness.
(Source: THE BOOK OF DAYS)
Put Your Foot In Your Mouth
Employed by the human-development center of a corporation in the
midwest, my friend trains employees in proper dress codes and
etiquette.
One day as she was stepping onto the elevator, a man casually dressed
in jeans and a golf shirt got on with her.
Thinking of her responsibilities, she scolded, "Dressed a little
casually today, aren't we?"
The man replied, "That's one benefit of owning the company...."
MISS. AMERICA
In an American history discussion group, the professor was trying
to explain how societies ideal of beauty changes with time. "For
example, he said, "take the 1921 Miss America. She stood five ft.,
one inch tall, weighed 108 pounds and had measurements of 30-25-32.
How do you think she'd do in today's version of the contest?"
The class fell silent for a moment. Then one student piped up, "Not
very well."
"Why is that?" asked the professor.
"For one thing," the student pointed out, "She'd be way too old."
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